No Sex (Especially Acrobatic Sex) During the World Cup
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Many coaches ban their players from having sex during the World Cup. Coaches from teams including Germany, Spain, Mexico and Chile have all forbidden their players from having sex during the tournament. The mangers claim sex is a distraction and a waste of the player’s energy.
Other managers, like Brazil’s Luiz Felipe Scolari, have taken a more mixed approach. When asked his stance, he stated his players can have sex but are to abstain from more “acrobatic” forms of sex. To be honest, I’m not sure what defines acrobatic sex. I’m a little disappointed in the reporters for not asking such an important follow up question…
Thankfully for our boys, USA’s coach, Jurgen Klinsmann, declared that he won’t ban players from sexual activities during the Cup.
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