No Sex (Especially Acrobatic Sex) During the World Cup
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Many coaches ban their players from having sex during the World Cup.Ā Coaches from teams including Germany, Spain, Mexico and Chile have allĀ forbidden their players from having sex during the tournament. TheĀ mangers claim sex is a distraction and a waste of the playerās energy.
Other managers, like Brazilās Luiz Felipe Scolari, have taken a moreĀ mixed approach. When asked his stance, he stated his players can haveĀ sex but are to abstain from more āacrobaticā forms of sex. To beĀ honest, Iām not sure what defines acrobatic sex. Iām a littleĀ disappointed in the reporters for not asking such an important followĀ up questionā¦
Thankfully for our boys, USAās coach, Jurgen Klinsmann, declared thatĀ he wonāt ban players from sexual activities during the Cup.
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