Akpos’ First Day in Secondary School
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Teacher: There will be an
elementary
science test next week. Contrary to his
nature,
Akpos reads his book from
cover
to cover like no man’s
business. On test day, teacher lines up
about 5
birds,
covering each with a piece of
cloth so
only their legs are visible. Question 1: Looking at the leg
of a
bird
write down
its’ common name, species,
family, zoological
name, habitat etc. After about
20mins of frustration and
not writing
down anything, Akpos storms to
the teacher’s
desk and slams his blank sheet
in
front
of the teacher.
‘Sir, this test makes no sense! I am
going
home!’
Teacher: What a rude boy! Come
back
here. What is your name?
Akpos raises his
trouser and points to
his leg: ‘Oya
u too, look my leg na, tell me my
name, my
surname, where I dey live,
which
tribe I
come from.
elementary
science test next week. Contrary to his
nature,
Akpos reads his book from
cover
to cover like no man’s
business. On test day, teacher lines up
about 5
birds,
covering each with a piece of
cloth so
only their legs are visible. Question 1: Looking at the leg
of a
bird
write down
its’ common name, species,
family, zoological
name, habitat etc. After about
20mins of frustration and
not writing
down anything, Akpos storms to
the teacher’s
desk and slams his blank sheet
in
front
of the teacher.
‘Sir, this test makes no sense! I am
going
home!’
Teacher: What a rude boy! Come
back
here. What is your name?
Akpos raises his
trouser and points to
his leg: ‘Oya
u too, look my leg na, tell me my
name, my
surname, where I dey live,
which
tribe I
come from.
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