Ekaite and Her IT Professional Husband Akpos
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Akpors: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in.”
Ekaete: Have you brought the grocery?
Akpors: Bad command or filename.
Ekaete: But I told you in the morning!
Akpors: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Ekaete: What about my new TV?
Akpors: Variable not found…
Ekaete: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Akpors: Sharing Violation. Access denied…
Ekaete: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Akpors: Too many parameters…
Ekaete: It was a great mistake that I married an **** like you.
Akpors: Data type mismatch.
Ekaete: You are useless
Akpors: It`s by Default.
Ekaete: What about your Salary?
Akpors: File in use … Try later.
Ekaete: What is my value in this family?
Akpors: Unknown Virus
Ekaete: Have you brought the grocery?
Akpors: Bad command or filename.
Ekaete: But I told you in the morning!
Akpors: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Ekaete: What about my new TV?
Akpors: Variable not found…
Ekaete: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Akpors: Sharing Violation. Access denied…
Ekaete: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Akpors: Too many parameters…
Ekaete: It was a great mistake that I married an **** like you.
Akpors: Data type mismatch.
Ekaete: You are useless
Akpors: It`s by Default.
Ekaete: What about your Salary?
Akpors: File in use … Try later.
Ekaete: What is my value in this family?
Akpors: Unknown Virus
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