Akpos at the bar
Akpos walked into a bar and aggressively shouted out his order to the bar man, “Abeg give me 250g of steak with chips and then...
AKPORS IN THE POST OFFICE
Akpos has started again Oº°˚˚°ºh......... Akpos goes to the post office, he buys an envelope from the cashier and then screams into envelope. The cashier...
Akpos,Oga And Madam
Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called...
Akpos Goes to School
Day 1 at School So on his first day at school, the first class was English Language. The teacher called on Akpos and asked him:-...
AKPORS THE BREAD WINNER
Journalist: Mr. Akpors, first of all, is it true that you are the bread winner in your family. Akpors : I am not hearing that...
JEALOUS HUSBAND
HUSBAND: My wife where are you?WIFE: At home love.HUSBAND: Are you sure?WIFE: Yes.HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeeeHUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye....
Akpos and the pastor’s Prayer
Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in: Pastor: How are you? Akpos: I’m fine,...
EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!! Easter May Be Postponed!!! Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30 pieces of silver is...
Akpos The Wise Guy
A class teacher in Naija instructs his students to each stand up and make a short poem about their name and what they’d like to do in...
Akpos And The Teacher
Teacher: The first son of Adam was named? Akpos: Adamu. Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko-haram throws a bomb. What...