Akpos at the bar
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Akpos walked into a bar and aggressively shouted out his order to the bar man, “Abeg give me 250g of steak with chips and then give everyone a 500g steak and chips as well because when I eat, I want everybody else to eat!”
The bar man processed his request and gave him and everyone else their meals. When they finished enjoying their meals Akpos shouted out another order: “Give me a bottle of Brandy (Mellow Wood) and give everybody else a bottle of Whisky (Johnny Walker Black Label) because when I drink, I want everybody else to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing Akpos’s praises saying Akpos is “The Main Man”. When Akpos finished his drink he shouted again: “Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone else to pay for theirs!”
The bar man processed his request and gave him and everyone else their meals. When they finished enjoying their meals Akpos shouted out another order: “Give me a bottle of Brandy (Mellow Wood) and give everybody else a bottle of Whisky (Johnny Walker Black Label) because when I drink, I want everybody else to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing Akpos’s praises saying Akpos is “The Main Man”. When Akpos finished his drink he shouted again: “Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone else to pay for theirs!”
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