Teacher and the Students
Teacher: Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far dis year!
Let’s do comparisons …
So if I say small,
You say small, smaller, smallest
[Students nod]Teacher: Big
Class: “Big, Bigger, Biggest.”
Class: “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Class: “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles]:”very good!!!
Class: “very good, very goodder, very goodest.
Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher: “stop it now”
Class: “stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher: “oh please.”
Class:”oh please, oh pleaser, oh please-st..
Teacher: “Look at me..!!!
Class: “look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est.
Teacher: “what a disgrace!
Class: “what a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious]: I don die…
Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest!!!
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