you just returned home from work and you saw 6 rats in your room,the first was eating your BSc Certificate, the 2nd rat was eating...

Akpors: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in." Ekaete: Have you brought the grocery? Akpors: Bad command or filename. Ekaete: But...

Teacher: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's...

Akpos walked into a bar and aggressively shouted out his order to the bar man, “Abeg give me 250g of steak with chips and then...

Akpos has started again Oº°˚˚°ºh......... Akpos goes to the post office, he buys an envelope from the cashier and then screams into envelope. The cashier...

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called...

Day 1 at School So on his first day at school, the first class was English Language. The teacher called on Akpos and asked him:-...

Journalist: Mr. Akpors, first of all, is it true that you are the bread winner in your family. Akpors : I am not hearing that...

HUSBAND: My wife where are you?WIFE: At home love.HUSBAND: Are you sure?WIFE: Yes.HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeeeHUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye....

  Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in: Pastor: How are you? Akpos: I’m fine,...